The coversation

Him: what's the matter with you?
Me: I am disturbed
Him: I know that, but what's wrong?
Me: I found a patch of gray hair on my head
Him: It's not gray, its chrome
Me: I am not a motorcycle
Him: You are dramatic
Me: I am the hot young girlfriend, I am buying hair dye on the way home
Him: I think you have lost it